HP Sorting/Personality Test

Your result for The Sorting Hat: A Comprehensive Harry Potter Personality Assessment [Test/Quiz] …

Slytherin

48% Ravenclaw, 29% Hufflepuff, 79% Slytherin and 51% Gryffindor!

Slytherin’s cardinal traits are ambition, cunning and determination. Like the Gryffindor House, Slytherins are emotionally volatile. In contrast, however, Slytherins are much less dominant and assertive, and less extroverted in general. Rather than expressing these emotions outwardly, Slytherins direct them inward or act in a passive aggressive manner. Both Gryffindor and Slytherin are much more driven to succeed than the other two houses: Gryffindor out of pride and Slytherin out of ambition.
Slytherins are also much more pragmatic than the other houses and more adept at manipulating people. A key trait would be a low level of agreeableness: Slytherins are more pessimistic, more distrustful than most, and more likely to attribute negative motivations to people. So although Slytherins experience a wide range of emotions, due to their distrustful views of people and skeptical worldview, they are less expressive and more likely to appear cold or distant unless provoked.          
A Slytherin’s ambitious nature comes out in different ways depending on what is important to the individual person. It could lead them to try to achieve top marks (if intellect and schooling is important to them) but it could also be directed at social settings or towards athletic endeavors.

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This is based off of the Big Five, so it’s actually really interesting as a personality test.

i’m so fucking ready for autumn/winter but apparently we’re getting a mini heatwave this week and i can’t handle it i already packed away my shorts i’m ready for jumpers and boots and peacoats i do not want more heat

Jung Type Descriptions: INTJ

myersandbriggs:

loner, more interested in intellectual pursuits than relationships or family, not very altruistic, not very complimentary, would rather be friendless than jobless, observer, values solitude, perfectionist, detached, private, not much fun, hidden, skeptical, does not tend to like most people, socially uncomfortable, not physically affectionate, unhappy, does not talk about feelings, hard to impress, analytical, likes esoteric things, tends to be pessimistic, not spontaneous, prone to discontentment, guarded, does not think they are weird but others do, responsible, can be insensitive or ambivalent to the misfortunes of others, orderly, clean, organized, familiar with darkside, tends not to value organized religion, suspicious of others, can be lonely, rarely shows anger, punctual, finisher, prepared

ghoulinski:

pro of watching football: very athletic men
con of watching football: lots of plot holes & very little character development

bewbin:

bombing:

toasternudel:

bombing:

kicked out of the club for crying again

why do you keep coming back to the bullying club what do you expect us to do to you

stop offering free refreshments and snacks if you want me to stop attending your bullshit club meetings

i dont think u understand what knuckle sandwich means 

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